Husband Wife Jokes

Astrologer: Do u want to know about your husband's future?

Wife: Rubbish, I will decide his future ! you tell me his past.

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एक जनाब फ़र्मा रहे थे , " सारी उम्र डरते ही रहे .... पहले माँ बाप से , फिर teachers से , फिर boss से , फिर मौत के ख़ौफ़ से, ख़ुदा से .... "*

*किसी ने टोका , " आपने बीवी का ज़िक्र नहीं किया "

वो बोले , " डर के मारे नहीं किया "

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Fight between husband and wife (both with MA in English literature). Instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force... they write poems to each other. .....

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.... I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.... Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza..... He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.... He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star.... You should know what you are..... And once you know what you are..... Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful..... The grass and flowers too...... If rain makes all things beautiful..... Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue...... Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.

HUSBAND: Don't feel so angry you will find me there too...... Not in cage but laughing at you!!

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